108 PAGES  ·  PDF  ·  INSTANT DOWNLOAD

Sit Down,
Kid.

Vic's guide to money, women, and getting your sh*t together.

— Vic. Brooklyn. 2026 —
SIT
DOWN,
KID.
A guide to money, women, and getting your sh*t together. The book your father should've written.
By Vic

I'm Vic. I've made millions. Lost millions. Done almost everything wrong. Here's what I figured out.

"I'm not a guru. I don't have a course. I don't want you to join my high-performing alpha-male Discord. Those guys are losers. Real high performers don't have time to be in a Discord. They're working."
"I'm just a guy who's been broke, rich, dumped, divorced, clean, and high. I figured some sh*t out. I wrote it down. Here it is."

54 years old. Brooklyn. 5'8 in shoes I lied about. Two marriages, two divorces — both women smarter than me. One good kid.

I built a million-dollar business by 30. Lost it by 33 doing the things 30-year-olds with money do. Built another. Lost that one too. Built one more. That one stuck.

I've sat in diners at 11pm wondering how I got there. I've stood in front of my employees telling them the business was done. I've signed two divorce papers. I've buried friends who didn't make it out of the same scenes I made it out of.

This book is what I wish somebody had handed me at 22. At 32. At 42.

Nobody did. So I had to learn it the hard way.

You don't have to.

Three parts. Fifteen chapters. One mission: get you okay.

Part One
Mindset.
The foundation. The head. The inside job.
  • You're not depressed — you're undertrained
  • Nobody's coming. Good.
  • Discipline is self-respect with a schedule
  • Your phone is farming you like a chicken
Part Two
Money.
The hustle. The math. The cocaine tax.
  • Broke is a behavior, not a paycheck
  • Sell something — the whole game
  • Spend like Aunt Rosie's watching
  • Build a skill somebody will pay for
  • How I lost my first million (so you won't lose yours)
Part Three
Women.
The truth. The mistakes. The apology I owe.
  • Become someone worth wanting
  • Stop texting like a hostage negotiator
  • Your "type" is a pattern — and it's failing you
  • How to disagree without destroying
  • When she leaves (or you leave)
"
You're not depressed. You're undertrained. You haven't moved your body since the Obama administration and your dopamine is so fried a sunset can't compete with a TikTok.
— Chapter 1
"
Anything that takes your judgment will eventually take your money. The cocaine took my judgment. The cocaine took $1.2 million. Whatever's stealing yours — phone, weed, sports betting — it's costing you more than you think.
— Chapter 9
"
You don't get the girl by being smooth. You get her by being someone worth wanting. Stop trying to game her. Start working on yourself.
— Chapter 10
"
You can be right or you can be married. Sometimes you have to pick. I learned this the hard way — by winning approximately one million tiny arguments and losing two marriages.
— Chapter 13

This book is not for everyone. Read this before you buy.

Read it if you are

  • A guy in his 20s, 30s, or 40s who knows something is off
  • Tired of self-help books that say nothing in 300 pages
  • Done waiting for Monday, January, or "the right time"
  • Ready to laugh at yourself for an afternoon
  • Willing to actually do the thing afterward

Skip it if you

  • Get offended by direct language and dark humor
  • Want "manifest your dream life" affirmations
  • Are looking for stock picks or pickup-artist scripts
  • Believe nothing is ever your fault
  • Aren't actually planning to change anything

Pour something. Sit down. Let's go.

Sit Down, Kid.

Instant PDF download. Read on your phone, your laptop, your tablet, your Kindle, or print the whole thing and read it in a bathtub. Yours forever.

  • FormatPDF
  • Pages108
  • Read time~3 hours
  • DeliveryInstant
  • AccessForever
One-time payment
$19.99
Download Now →
Stripe · Apple Pay · Card

Things you are probably wondering.

Is this another generic self-help book? +

No. Generic self-help is sanitized, vague, and 300 pages of one idea stretched thin. This is 108 pages of specific stories, hard numbers, and the kind of language you'd actually hear from someone who's lived it. Vic curses. Vic admits to drugs, divorces, and broken relationships. Vic also gives you protocols you can do tomorrow morning.

Who is Vic, really? +

Vic is a composite character — a fictional voice built from real lessons, real stories, and real men's experiences. The stories in the book are dramatizations. Any resemblance to specific real people is coincidental. The lessons, though, are real.

Is the language really that direct? +

Yes. The book is rated mature. Vic curses, talks openly about cocaine, drinking, sex, money, and his own failures. If you're easily offended by direct language, skip it. If you want a wake-up call that sounds like a real man, you're in the right place.

Is this just for young guys? +

Aimed at men 20–45, but men in their 50s and 60s have told us they wish they'd read this at 25. If you've ever waited too long to start something, the book is for you.

Does Vic give financial or medical advice? +

No. Vic gives principles, not picks. He doesn't tell you which stock to buy, which crypto to bet on, or which medication to take. He repeatedly tells you to talk to a fiduciary, a doctor, or a therapist for any of that. The book is for entertainment and informational purposes only.

Can I share my copy with a friend? +

Buy them their own. It's $19.99. They'll thank you.